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Seven Drunken Nights
As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
I called my wife and I said to her will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Your drunk your drunk you silly old fool still you cannot see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well it's a many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow I've never seen before
As I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
I called my wife and I said to her will you kindly tell to me
Who owns coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Your drunk......That's a woolen blanket...But buttons on a blanket I never saw before
...Wednesday night...A pipe upon the chair.......That's a lovely tin whistle...
Tobacco in a tin whistle I never saw before
...Thursday night...two boots beneath the bed...Two lovely geranium pots...
Laces in geranium pots I never saw before
...Friday night....A head upon the bed......That's a baby boy
Baby boy with whiskers on I never saw before