Tommy Jarrell

Traditional

Oh Raleigh and Spencer done gone dry
There ain't no whiskey in this town
No there ain't no whiskey in this town

I can eat more chicken than a pretty girl can fry
Lord I'll tell them doggone lies
Yes I can tell them doggone lies

You can (trump) stomp down the flowers that bloom on my grave
They'll rise and bloom once again
They'll rise and bloom once again

I can eat more fat meat
Than you can cook in a week
Lord I'll tell more doggone lies
Yes, I'll tell them doggone lies

additional

Well what you gonna do when your money is all gone
I'll hang my head down and cry
Yes, I'll hang my head down and cry

Whatcha gonna do to wet them lips
When the whole darn town runs dry
When the whole darn town runs dry

I been all around this whole wide world
I been down to Memphis Tennessee
Yes I been down to Memphis Tennessee

I played cards with the kings and queens
I shot dice with old Jesse James
I shot dice with old Jesse James

I can tell more lies than there're stars in the sky
And I ain't going to heaven when I die
No I ain't going to heaven when I die

I'd trade my shoes for one bottle of booze
I'd drink it I'd lay down and die
Yes I'd drink it I'd lay down and die